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Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:08 am
by DamTriton
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt.
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose.



Time to restrict new "members" abilities to hyperlink. They cam PM one of the mods to prove they are human or any of the existing members

Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:53 am
by bazzle
Oh blobit of dribble
Oozing from the upturned corner of my mouth
You look to me,
Like you should be,
The thing that dropeth from the cloud
A tiny bit of thee is stuck upon my lip
A little more is stuck up my nose
Some has adhered to my hip
My eyes are open and glassy
My snot is thick and green
And from my ears,
Something obscene appears,
And I think it might be me.

See, see the ucky ucky sky
Marvel at its big poop-colored depths.
Tell me, Smithers do you
Wonder why the google monkey ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel froppy?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your franscrapinoidal facial growth
That looks like
A pulsating mucus membrane.
What’s more, it knows
Your freakish potting shed
Smells of boogies!.
Everything under the big ucky sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm my armpits.



(Vogon) https://fuzzyface.wordpress.com/2008/04 ... try-ahead/

Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:09 am
by CRUZAAMAD
Bermuda triangle
Black holes
And a parallel vortex

1.21 jiggawatts flux capacitor

And a bottle of Valium
And a tablet of Endone

Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:55 pm
by Goatse.AJ
I like to watch.

Aesthetically pleasing female specimens, frolicking unfettered and unclothed.

Particular species of arthropods are known to rip the heads off the DNA donor during mating. A similar predilection in mammals would undoubtedly be quite messy.

The Hotels combined bear is the virgin brother of Pedo Bear. Or perhaps he IS Pedo Bear, in hunting mode? Can you please confirm?

When a donkey and a horse mate, the offspring is a mule. Can you please advise the appropriate name for the offspring of a dolphin and a hippy woman? I foresee more of this type of liaison as the experience known as "Swimming With Dolphins" becomes more commercialised.

Certain incarnations of under-cooked gerbil testicles are said to elicit a swarm of sensory overloads, leading to subsequent yearnings for more "manly" pursuits - namely, sucking butso. Do you indulge in gerbils?

Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:57 pm
by toaddog
Its ok I have banned the bitch.

Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:26 pm
by CRUZAAMAD
toaddog wrote:Its ok I have banned the bitch.


How about deleting the thread bruzzzz