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DamTriton

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Post Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:44 am

Spammers

We Seem to be getting 2-3/day. Time to close new memberships, or make it bot-proof.
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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RN

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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:58 am

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DamTriton wrote:We Seem to be getting 2-3/day. Time to close new memberships, or make it bot-proof.
:armsup:

Invoke Operation Tealslacks.
I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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DamTriton

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Post Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:11 am

Re: Spammers

Use the "banned word" function on blocks of text they commonly use (~20 character string) replacing it with "I'm a spammer", or just block it altogether ?

Start off by banning hyperlinks.
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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Post Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:47 pm

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RN wrote:
DamTriton wrote:We Seem to be getting 2-3/day. Time to close new memberships, or make it bot-proof.
:armsup:

Invoke Operation Tealslacks.


:armsup: :armsup: :armsup:
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DamTriton

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Post Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:25 am

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RN wrote:
DamTriton wrote:We Seem to be getting 2-3/day. Time to close new memberships, or make it bot-proof.
:armsup:

Invoke Operation Tealslacks.

Deploy multiple levels of gravity.
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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RN

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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:23 pm

Re: Spammers

ask this question of them...... “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”


That'll throw them off :D
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DamTriton

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Post Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:11 pm

Re: Spammers

In all seriousness in place of the 'what color us the sky'

"Go to a golf bunker, stand on your head and look up. What colour do you see?"

Requires some obscure facts, reasonable english comprehension, along with progression of process.

Most good english speaking people would untangle it, but Google (AI) wasn't able to.....
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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CRUZAAMAD

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Post Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:01 pm

Re: Spammers

:shock:

What the heck is a bot

Can i date a bot ?

Might get more action out of a bot
Sex doll ?
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DamTriton

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Post Tue May 01, 2018 12:12 am

Re: Spammers

CRUZAAMAD wrote::shock:

What the heck is a bot

Can i date a bot ?

Might get more action out of a bot
Sex doll ?

1. Automated registration software that trawls the web with the intention of registering in forums for the purpose of depositing spam in threads.

2. Chronologically but not physically. Bot dates are notoriously boring. The seem to ramble and rant on about the same thing over and over again.

3. They will make your lunch for you (only if you like spiced ham), other than that, they are pretty well fwucked up "no go" zones.
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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RN

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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Tue May 01, 2018 7:35 pm

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I blame Labor.


:finger:
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Post Wed May 02, 2018 10:36 am

Re: Spammers

RN wrote:I blame Labor.


:finger:


I blame all Politicians and Speed Cameras :lol:
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RN

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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Wed May 02, 2018 7:00 pm

Re: Spammers

Anti bot questions...name Barney's dog..

What was the item that people were ripped off by that fabricator...

Name the item that was left behind by the tide..

What was the name of the bloke who was pissed off with the world a decade ago...
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DamTriton

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Post Wed May 02, 2018 10:03 pm

Re: Spammers

RN wrote:Anti bot questions...name Barney's dog..

What was the item that people were ripped off by that fabricator...

Name the item that was left behind by the tide..

What was the name of the bloke who was pissed off with the world a decade ago...

What vehicle was the "underdog" and what vehicle mounted it?

Who is the most popular birthday boy?

Outers mascot animal?
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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RN

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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Thu May 03, 2018 8:02 am

Re: Spammers

Name the victorian suburbs where the outer crews got together for some beveridges some years ago...
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DamTriton

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Post Thu May 03, 2018 8:30 am

Re: Spammers

RN wrote:Name the victorian suburbs where the outer crews got together for some beveridges some years ago...

Trick question. No one can remember....
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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DamTriton

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Post Thu May 03, 2018 8:34 pm

Re: Spammers

RN wrote:Anti bot questions...name Barney's dog..

What was the item that people were ripped off by that fabricator...

Name the item that was left behind by the tide..

What was the name of the bloke who was pissed off with the world a decade ago...

Question 2 - we have a new contender
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-0 ... ll/9723040

Thats a whole lot of a pain in the wallet...
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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Post Fri May 04, 2018 12:40 am

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DamTriton wrote:
RN wrote:Name the victorian suburbs where the outer crews got together for some beveridges some years ago...

Trick question. No one can remember....


Richmond, Fitzroy, and The Dick. :finger: :armsup: :armsup:
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Post Fri May 04, 2018 12:46 am

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DamTriton wrote:
RN wrote:Anti bot questions...name BarnSey's dog.. Mucous

What was the item that people were ripped off by that fabricator...

Name the item that was left behind by the tide..

What was the name of the bloke who was pissed off with the world a decade ago...


BOGGED!

What vehicle was the "underdog" and what vehicle mounted it?

The Tassie Zook, banged by its big brother, the Pintara.

Who is the most popular birthday boy? ToNKa

Outers mascot animal? LOL!
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