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RN

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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:14 pm

Papers papers papers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iCxyknD0JLM


VicPol getting Beemers. May have to hang around for the experience.
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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm

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Should've got Mercs.

Still..... Beemers. Someones gotta drive em.
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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:55 pm

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Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:20 pm

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You'll have to get one of these for the dashboard! :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:

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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:22 pm

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And in a few years time, once the ex-Highway Popo cars reach the auction market, we'll have a whole new breed of up-market Cletus Bogans spouting about "the chip" in their Beemer. RIP the Commondore Cletus Bogan.
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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:26 pm

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RN wrote:...
So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
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LOL! You know you COULD do a cameo on "Highway Patrol", next to (Bullshit TV voice on) "Leading Senior Constable Ash Bowden" (/Bullshit TV voice off), and pull that one. I, for one, would PAY to see that ;) :armsup: :armsup:
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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:28 pm

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RN wrote:Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
hauptwachtmeister Von RN

Are we allowed to say, "I know nothing!!!" in a German accent if we get pulled over?

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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:49 pm

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/\/\/\ I'm gunna try it the first time I get pulled up by a beemer.

Mind you, it took me nearly 30 years of riding to finally get pinged for speeding on the bike. Could be waiting a while.....
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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:06 pm

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Somehow , patrolling Elsternwick maybe verboten.
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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:07 pm

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DamTriton wrote:
RN wrote:Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
hauptwachtmeister Von RN

Are we allowed to say, "I know nothing!!!" in a German accent if we get pulled over?

Apologies to Werner Klemperer , better known as Colonel Klink.





John Banner ?
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Post Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:12 pm

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Goatse.AJ wrote:/\/\/\ I'm gunna try it the first time I get pulled up by a beemer.

Mind you, it took me nearly 30 years of riding to finally get pinged for speeding on the bike. Could be waiting a while.....

Years ago I almost got pinged on a bike whilst overtaking a Mini Minor. "Colònel " was coming in the opposite direction and almost scored me. I was doing in excess of 35mph whilst overtaking.






















It would have been really tough for the "Colonel" to have explain why he wiped off a CYCLIST, as in pushbike, on a 3 speed, 28" bike.... It occurred on Bluff Rd hill near Black Rock a nice long 1 mile gentle downhill run to Beach Rd.

The look on the Mini driver as I overtook him was priceless. Yes I did have a speedo on my pushy...
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Post Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:21 am

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RN wrote:Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
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Qld now have hyundai sonatas as the General duties patrol sedans.
2008 Patrol wagon and 99 Patrol TD Ute
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Post Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:10 am

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RN wrote:
DamTriton wrote:
RN wrote:Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
hauptwachtmeister Von RN

Are we allowed to say, "I know nothing!!!" in a German accent if we get pulled over?

Apologies to Werner Klemperer , better known as Colonel Klink.





John Banner ?

Actually yes. My bad. Werner Klemperer was Schultz, he was rhe character I was thinking of.
George Carlin, an American Comedian said; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that".
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Post Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:32 am

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RN wrote:Somehow , patrolling Elsternwick maybe verboten.

Be totally cool and drop into a cafe for a ham sandwich. I tried that once - unintentionally - and got a polite "We dont serve ham here". Ooops......
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Post Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:03 pm

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RN wrote:Somehow , patrolling Elsternwick maybe verboten.


Caulfield, even?
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Post Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:24 pm

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Have to start eating Berliner Pfannkuchen RN...
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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:56 pm

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DamTriton wrote:
RN wrote:
DamTriton wrote:
RN wrote:Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
hauptwachtmeister Von RN

Are we allowed to say, "I know nothing!!!" in a German accent if we get pulled over?

Apologies to Werner Klemperer , better known as Colonel Klink.





John Banner ?

Actually yes. My bad. Werner Klemperer was Schultz, he was rhe character I was thinking of.


John banner was Schultz and Klemperer was Colonel Klink.
I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy!

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