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Post Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:42 pm

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,,looked like this when I was growing up....they all looked like Alice from the Brady Bunch..


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Post Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:48 pm

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I had a good mate whose stepmum and her friends would have drunken pool-parties, usually topless. Used to love having to squeeze through their galley kitchen when the ladies were in there refilling their drinks :armsup: :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:

Mind you, our place overlooked Albert Park Beach, absolutely the best titty-beach in Melbourne in those days :D :D
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Post Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:20 pm

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Goatse.AJ wrote:I had a good mate whose stepmum and her friends would have drunken pool-parties, usually topless. Used to love having to squeeze through their galley kitchen when the ladies were in there refilling their drinks :armsup: :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:

Mind you, our place overlooked Albert Park Beach, absolutely the best titty-beach in Melbourne in those days :D :D


Albert Park Beach...very dangerous...lots of white pointers. :armsup:
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Post Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:49 pm

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Goatse.AJ wrote:I had a good mate whose stepmum and her friends would have drunken pool-parties, usually topless. Used to love having to squeeze through their galley kitchen when the ladies were in there refilling their drinks :armsup: :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:

Mind you, our place overlooked Albert Park Beach, absolutely the best titty-beach in Melbourne in those days :D :D


Albert Park Beach...very dangerous...lots of white pointers. :armsup:


Haha, yeah I reckoned I knew you from somewhere when we first met mate. Afternoon patrols by the St Kilda Baywatch Squad :lol: :lol: :lol:

Used to charge a few of the boys from school a coupla bucks to use our binos and telescope from upstairs. Most of them, you wouldn't leave alone for more than 30 seconds though if you didn't want stained carpet :shock:

Gotta say, there were some truely magnificent sights on our stretch of beach back in the day :armsup: :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:
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Post Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:47 pm

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Id hit it harder than Paul Walkers Porsche.......

In other news, I have a rather nice looking gf, who like me is 50. But she doesnt look it, no way :). Or feel it for that matter :))
Her 18y/o sons mates all seem rather excited when they come over..... love snapping selfies with her etc. damn she is hawt.
On an ad on TV currently here in Melb..... see if you can pick which one?

Back in the day at school, we had a library teacher at one regional school in SA who used to like tucking in our shirts first period after lunch. Her hand sure would linger around/inside the front of our school pants. She wasnt bad either.
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Post Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:25 am

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GUtripper wrote:Id hit it harder than Paul Walkers Porsche.......

In other news, I have a rather nice looking gf, who like me is 50. But she doesnt look it, no way :). Or feel it for that matter :))
Her 18y/o sons mates all seem rather excited when they come over..... love snapping selfies with her etc. damn she is hawt.
On an ad on TV currently here in Melb..... see if you can pick which one?

Back in the day at school, we had a library teacher at one regional school in SA who used to like tucking in our shirts first period after lunch. Her hand sure would linger around/inside the front of our school pants. She wasnt bad either.


Is that why librarians tend to say "Shhhh" its all right
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Post Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:31 pm

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Lol, probably why chicks with glasses turn me on I guess :)
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Post Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:34 pm

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RN wrote:
Goatse.AJ wrote:I had a good mate whose stepmum and her friends would have drunken pool-parties, usually topless. Used to love having to squeeze through their galley kitchen when the ladies were in there refilling their drinks :armsup: :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:

Mind you, our place overlooked Albert Park Beach, absolutely the best titty-beach in Melbourne in those days :D :D


Albert Park Beach...very dangerous...lots of white pointers. :armsup:


Pretty sad when they were the grey nurse's though
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Post Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:48 pm

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Not too many fuglies down there.

Bay St Port Melbourne, around 5pm is the place to be these days. Trophy wiminz galore.
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Post Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:55 pm

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Goatse.AJ wrote:Not too many fuglies down there.

Bay St Port Melbourne, around 5pm is the place to be these days. Trophy wiminz galore.


Trophy?

If the last two years of single-ness good times have taught me anything, it confirmation of the old saying..... the hotter they are, the more chance someone is sick of their shit.
Generally, although not always.
Theres some kooks out there, for sure.

I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)
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Post Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:35 pm

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GUtripper wrote:I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)



Pics or it never happened.
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Post Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:38 pm

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udlman wrote:
GUtripper wrote:I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)



Pics or it never happened.


Id get banned. Forever. :D
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Post Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:17 pm

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GUtripper wrote:
udlman wrote:
GUtripper wrote:I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)



Pics or it never happened.


Id get banned. Forever. :D



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Post Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:13 pm

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GUtripper wrote:
udlman wrote:
GUtripper wrote:I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)



Pics or it never happened.


Id get banned. Forever. :D


Probably not.
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Post Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:23 pm

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GUtripper wrote:
udlman wrote:
GUtripper wrote:I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)



Pics or it never happened.


Id get banned. Forever. :D


I think those days are well behind us now.
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Post Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:33 am

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Banned, fuck if this software had a blue tick you'd get it for that shit!
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Tiny wrote:Banned, fuck if this software had a blue tick you'd get it for that shit!



:armsup: :armsup: :armsup:
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Post Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:57 pm

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GUtripper wrote:
udlman wrote:
GUtripper wrote:I did once or twice consider re invigorating Dex's 'Back in the Game' thread..... some tales I could tell would make his original thread look like a kids bed time story.
I even had the pics to go along with it. Giddyup. :)



Pics or it never happened.


Id get banned. Forever. :D


Not anymore :armsup:
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