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Post Wed May 03, 2017 6:04 pm

I kid you not

Now I have seen life in its various guises over the last 40 years due to the opportunity that my job has provided me. So as I approach retirement I was still taken aback by what happened to me whilst on a day off near my home. I was driving in my street this afternoon and just about home when I saw a tall lanky female walking along our street. There was a strange looking Commodore parked near my driveway and I had my suspicions up.

Turned out to be a 60 year old balding man wearing a long black skirt, floral coloured jumper and some lippy.

I stopped turned around and wound down the window and yelled at him. "What the phwuck? What the phwuck are you doing man?"

He replied," Handing out real estate sales brochures."

"I know that sport, but those shoes, with that dresss, are you kidding me?"

These transitional transgenders have no idea. :D
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Post Wed May 03, 2017 11:02 pm

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Thought you would've seen all that in your days in St Kilda mate :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Transitional transgender", LOL! I like that one.
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Post Thu May 04, 2017 6:20 am

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Goatse.AJ wrote:Thought you would've seen all that in your days in St Kilda mate :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Transitional transgender", LOL! I like that one.

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Post Thu May 04, 2017 11:25 am

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When you say balding, has 'it' got long thinning blonde hair that looks really scraggly?
Sure i've seen him/her/it around Sommy.
(wonder if it gets any action) lol

Probably more honest than 99% of the estate agents out there though.......
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A speed camera would have prevented that!

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Post Thu May 04, 2017 3:31 pm

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GUtripper wrote:When you say balding, has 'it' got long thinning blonde hair that looks really scraggly?
Sure i've seen him/her/it around Sommy.
(wonder if it gets any action) lol

Probably more honest than 99% of the estate agents out there though.......



Darkish hair , wavy...he is probably earning an honest living delivering brochures .
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Post Thu May 04, 2017 9:24 pm

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From traffic police to fashion police.
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Post Thu May 04, 2017 11:53 pm

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toaddog wrote:From traffic police to fashion police.


Take your pick :lol: :lol: :lol: :

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Post Fri May 05, 2017 3:14 pm

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We're always taking down someone's particulars...
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Post Fri May 05, 2017 3:52 pm

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Found him/her/it. Apparently a Collingwood fan...



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Post Mon May 08, 2017 1:59 pm

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LOL, its just Tonka stalking around Outers in disguise.....
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Post Wed May 10, 2017 9:29 pm

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Waddya mean, "disguise"? I thought that was his normal, everyday business attire.
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Post Thu May 11, 2017 1:00 pm

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Goatse.AJ wrote:Waddya mean, "disguise"? I thought that was his normal, everyday business attire.

Nah, that's definitely a disguise. That IS his toned down daytime look.
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Post Sat May 13, 2017 8:49 am

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I know the place is dead these days, but please keep in mind we have a number of transgender members here.


And no, despite the rumours I'm not talking about me. :lol:
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Post Sat May 13, 2017 5:32 pm

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MrsForby wrote:I know the place is dead these days, but please keep in mind we have a number of transgender members here.


And no, despite the rumours I'm not talking about me. :lol:



Thats news??

V8Patrol? DRS? Mr Sausage?
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Post Mon May 15, 2017 11:35 pm

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Hahaha none of the above, although the jury will always be out on DRS. :lol:

We have at least two, to my knowledge. So play nice.
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Post Tue May 16, 2017 8:00 pm

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Road Nazette?
Chimpette?
Unbogged?
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Post Wed May 17, 2017 1:14 am

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GUtripper wrote:Road Nazette?
Chimpette?
Unbogged?


RN has been to my house and been to the pub for a couple of Outers meetups - no sign of him donning Christine Nixon's now disused uniform
I've been to ChimpBoy's place and met his Mrs. No signs of anything untoward there. And now he's frequenting various Magi's Courts, I don't reckon it'd go down well with the clientele
Bogged? Bogged - I hear strange things lurk down in the back blocks of Langy..... I can't vouch either way ;)
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Post Wed May 17, 2017 1:07 pm

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ShortiQueen?
Must be it then. ..
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Post Thu May 18, 2017 8:20 pm

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GUtripper wrote:ShortiQueen?
Must be it then. ..


fknLOL! :armsup: :armsup:
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Post Mon May 22, 2017 8:34 am

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Hahaha no, and you can keep guessing all you like. :lol:
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Post Mon May 22, 2017 10:26 am

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MrsForby wrote:Hahaha no, and you can keep guessing all you like. :lol:


So just why is it they call you "little boy" Jess? ;) :finger: :D

Seriously, I have no issue with anybody with where they are gender/sexuality wise. It's good to see that people are comfortable enough to actually come out and live who they are. There are a couple of groups I'm involved with that are traditionally quite blokey or mostly male dominated, and the girls have become integral parts of some of the clubs.
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Post Sat May 27, 2017 6:47 pm

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Hahah I think giving birth is proof enough of my gender?? Lol.

Funny you say that, both of the ladies in question are still very much part of the community.
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Post Sun May 28, 2017 10:32 am

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MrsForby wrote:Hahah I think giving birth is proof enough of my gender?? Lol.

Funny you say that, both of the ladies in question are still very much part of the community.


And as it should be. They're still the same people, so why should they withdraw from a community they've been a part of?
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