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RN

Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:58 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 30

Views: 1721

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Knew of a country copper who had a speeding problem through his town. He didn't have a hand held radar so he borrowed his wife's hair dryer. Drivers assumed it was a radar and slowed down.

RN

Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:01 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 30

Views: 1721

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

AJ. They aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact they are usually dumb crunts with an inferiority complex. The scientific explanation is that they think their dicks get bigger.

RN

Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:54 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 30

Views: 1721

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Rat run streets are a problem.

RN

Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:16 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 30

Views: 1721

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Speed humps don't go to court, never go sick, never have week ends a off. 24/7 dedication

RN

Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Theatre room

Replies: 4

Views: 376

Re: Theatre room

Built in YouTube is letting me watch ww2 docos on the big screen. :)

RN

Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:36 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Theatre room

Replies: 4

Views: 376

Theatre room

We have been creating a theatre room of late. 75" tv and we purchased two electric powered 3 seat recliners with the middle seat folding down to act as a centre tray, it has usb points cup holders etc. ... During assembly I noticed that one of the plastic trays had a scratch/ crack and all of t...

RN

Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:24 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 30

Views: 1721

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Ah. Ralphy roll backs. Speed humps are effective for most but 4wds tend to eat them. There are many in your area AJ and as a lot of bogan Commodore drivers tend to lower their cars the humps are a ball dragging handicap for them. :) I took a call from a person who had been campaigning for years to g...

RN

Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:07 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Houston. We have a problem

Replies: 2

Views: 293

Houston. We have a problem

I visited a friend in Houston this time last year. Bloody hot and sticky weather. Knocked back a few us beers on his front porch. He had 4 feet of water through his house last week. His car was drowned. The water has receded but his house will be Phuket. Poor bugger.

RN

Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:00 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Bye everyone

Replies: 47

Views: 3769

Re: Bye everyone

How about an RSL somewhere? They're good for the telling furphies. :D Wheeling? I still own my Maverick and planned to put it on club permit in 2018. Resurrected. Me. ??? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=999R-KoS3Og Cheers RN. Ps heading totownsville on 22 nd sept for 8 days. Hope the ducks all align

RN

Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:11 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Bye everyone

Replies: 47

Views: 3769

Re: Bye everyone

Hey I've been lurking elsewhere and just learnt that we died but then we are now feeling better. ?????


Drinks.... I'm in. I'm on long service leave prior to hanging up my breeches. :D

RN

Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Adam West has gone west.

Replies: 8

Views: 887

Re: Adam West has gone west.

I recall an episode where the dynamic duo chased the villains to a theatre where they announced to the crooks ". Desist desist or you will be severely pummled about the head and shoulders". :rofl:

So camp.

RN

Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:23 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Replies: 36888

Views: 446099

Re: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Looks like a 2017 Spam auto

RN

Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:00 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Adam West has gone west.

Replies: 8

Views: 887

Adam West has gone west.

Holy camp comedy . Atomic batteries to power , turbines to speed

RN

Sat May 13, 2017 10:43 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 44

Views: 4835

Re: Roll call

Great memories of boganish soirée s at Richmond and St Kilda. :armsup:

RN

Fri May 05, 2017 3:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 22

Views: 2431

Re: I kid you not

We're always taking down someone's particulars...

RN

Thu May 04, 2017 3:31 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 22

Views: 2431

Re: I kid you not

When you say balding, has 'it' got long thinning blonde hair that looks really scraggly? Sure i've seen him/her/it around Sommy. (wonder if it gets any action) lol Probably more honest than 99% of the estate agents out there though....... Darkish hair , wavy...he is probably earning an honest livin...

RN

Wed May 03, 2017 6:04 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 22

Views: 2431

I kid you not

Now I have seen life in its various guises over the last 40 years due to the opportunity that my job has provided me. So as I approach retirement I was still taken aback by what happened to me whilst on a day off near my home. I was driving in my street this afternoon and just about home when I saw ...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was having sex with a girl last night. We did it doggy style and it lasted one hour and thirty minutes...
That's four and a half minutes in human time

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

After insulting her food once too often.

The Wife's not Cooking for me tonight.............

*

Well, it's either that or the Smoke Alarm's fucked

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:01 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said, "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure." I said, "I haven't got an erection." She said "No, but I have

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:00 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

The missus and I have both made those lists of 5 people that we're allowed to sleep with if we ever get the opportunity. She's picked Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Jeremy Renner, Kiefer Sutherland and Paul Hollywood. I've gone for her sister, her cousin, her best mate, our next door neighbour and the f...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 7:59 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"

The Indian answered, . It means.......fuckin......

NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 7:58 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don't get offers like that every day...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 7:57 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young, female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out. I said, "My wife thinks that my...

RN

Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:09 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

RN

Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:29 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 128725

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the midst of the French Revolution the revolting citizens led a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says he would like to face up so he will be looking towards h...

RN

Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:57 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Fresh meat

Replies: 1

Views: 452

Fresh meat

Franky would be salivating over this one....http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/0 ... ent-jailed

RN

Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:50 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 44

Views: 4835

Re: Roll call

We're going to end up like old soldiers....." Old keyboard warriors never die they just ffffffff ade......away"




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