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RN

Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:52 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Thank Christ the Germans lost WW2 or we'd be listening to this crap...it just aint the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotatio ... yQ295GRZss

RN

Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:14 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

wo ladies were discussing their love lives...

Lady 1: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."

Lady 2: "Why? I thought Joe got a vasectomy."

Lady 1: "He did...that's why I have to be extra careful."

RN

Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:16 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed ...

RN

Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:18 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 44

Views: 6441

Re: Roll call

RN

Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:28 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He'...

RN

Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:51 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Aircraft faults list prepared by pilots and crew...and the response from maintenance.... P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in coc...

RN

Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:42 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Debbie does...

Replies: 10

Views: 1584

Re: Debbie does...

Rang a friend in Townsville this afternoon and was advised that it is so calm, no rain just overcast..."The calm before..."

RN

Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:34 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet,...

RN

Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:22 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: She'd go off..

Replies: 9

Views: 1345

She'd go off..

RN

Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:42 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Chuck Berry RIP

Replies: 2

Views: 561

Re: Chuck Berry RIP

Goatse.AJ wrote:Funny, I thought he actually died some time ago.

One of the pioneers of modern music gone.


I suppose from now on he can be know as Chuck Bury?


You were thinking of his cousin Marvin,....Marvin Berry :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q&t=136s

RN

Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:32 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: From the WTFF files....

Replies: 5

Views: 955

Re: From the WTFF files....

Had a visit today from a female BDM (thats business development manager, nothing to do with bondage) who has recently returned to her role after the birth of her first child late last year. She brought her baby daughter in with her. Show and tell, if you like. Cool. Ive got squids myself, its alway...

RN

Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:30 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Politics

Replies: 12

Views: 1846

Re: Politics

RN

Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:26 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 3597

Re: A bit hot

Yeah well, I saw a doco and in 15K years time the Earth will wobble on its axis and it will be monsoonal conditions in the Sahara Desert once more and it will be a paradise of biblical proportions...and shit. And Julia Gillard's relatives to the power of a gazillion will be able to say " There ...

RN

Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:51 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 3597

Re: A bit hot

MrsForby wrote:Also, why the FARK do people sit in outdoor gaming areas on stupidly hot days and order farking COFFEE??!?


Mexicans ??? :)

RN

Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:21 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 3597

Re: A bit hot

Someone stole our summer down here...been raining the last day or so...

RN

Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in t...

RN

Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:50 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in th...

RN

Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2204

Views: 143614

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

:armsup: Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condi...

RN

Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:58 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Trump : Is he taking the piss out of us?

Replies: 13

Views: 1916

Re: Trump : Is he taking the piss out of us?

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” ― H.L. Mencken, On Politi...

RN

Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:00 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: That case.....

Replies: 6

Views: 1066

Re: That case.....

Goatse.AJ wrote:
RN wrote:YOU'RE :)


..... GN
Image

Road Nazi becomes Grammar Nazi :finger: :D ;)

But I do concur.....
Ahhhhhhhhh Ya ya yaaaah Ya ya yaaahYaaah ya yah

RN

Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:51 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: That case.....

Replies: 6

Views: 1066

Re: That case.....

YOU'RE :)

RN

Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:38 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: 2017.......

Replies: 8

Views: 1267

Re: 2017.......

Goatse.AJ wrote:Last week, we had bushfires one day, then flash flooding the next.



Ah Victoria...4 disasters in one day.

RN

Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:45 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: 2017.......

Replies: 8

Views: 1267

Re: 2017.......

What a MOFO...literally.

RN

Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:24 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: One too many????

Replies: 6

Views: 1231

Re: One too many????

Done south ,down Mexico way its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73gUUr8Zlw

RN

Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:46 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Pretty crappy year, all up......

Replies: 7

Views: 957

Re: Pretty crappy year, all up......

May the farce be with you...:)
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