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Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:34 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

The three sure things in life...
Death
Taxes
Nurses.

Actually there's 4.
Nurses on Tinder :D

Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:10 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Politics

Replies: 12

Views: 1662

Re: Politics

Sure DT... but two of the three inter changes switching power from the national grid were out, most likely due to their smug attitude as well as a lack of maintenence. . And the one that was operational fed power to SA via the HT towers that fell over. Not good enough, and again proves renewables sh...

Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:06 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: From the WTFF files....

Replies: 5

Views: 860

Re: From the WTFF files....

You can Google it yourself RN....
Something i don't care to see again.

Of course of you mean the bewbs... yeah you can Google them too :)

Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:49 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: From the WTFF files....

Replies: 5

Views: 860

From the WTFF files....

Had a visit today from a female BDM (thats business development manager, nothing to do with bondage) who has recently returned to her role after the birth of her first child late last year. She brought her baby daughter in with her. Show and tell, if you like. Cool. Ive got squids myself, its always...

Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:28 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fucking no-one, this is Outers.... :rofl:

Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:27 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Where is the night crew???

Replies: 11549

Views: 139417

Re: Where is the night crew???

Banzy wrote:I don't post here any more :armsup: :armsup: :armsup: :armsup:


No shit captain obvious. :finger:

Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:25 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Politics

Replies: 12

Views: 1662

Re: Politics

Freydenberg and Weatherill bitchslapping each other in front of cameras yesterday provided some light relief to an otherwise tedious day. In reality, whilst methings bravo SA for investing in renewables, putting too many eggs in that basket at the expense of reliability and continuity of supply bit ...

Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:26 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

While golfing, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?" "I’m OK, thanks," he replied, as he pulled himself out of th...

Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:41 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

First mate to the pirate captain.... "where's your buccaneers?"
"Under my Buccin' hat "

Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:11 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A married bloke laying in bed one evening turns to his wife and says "Hey, how about a bit of oral relief tonight?"

"What?" she snorts... "You expect me to go down on you?"

"No" he replies. "Just shut the fuck up for ten minutes"

Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:33 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime she asked him if he would like...

Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:11 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 3186

Re: A bit hot

A few dirt roads around my place, but otherwise off, yeah. Fun

Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:56 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 3186

Re: A bit hot

Climate change.... I aint buying into that malarky one bit. I'm intent on consuming more than my fair share of dead dinosaur juice whilst I'm on this spinning orb. But just for shits and giggles, did get myself a Stealth B52 Ebike recently. Look at me go all green. :finger: http://www.stealthelectri...

Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:28 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 3186

Re: A bit hot

Put an extra blanket over the doona in Melbourne here tonight lol

Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:22 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Politics

Replies: 12

Views: 1662

Re: Politics

Looks like Mal has been studying at the Paul Keating school of political belittlement.
Well at least it made things interesting for a while, made me lol.

Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:20 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Was in the city recently and went up to this really cute looking homeless girl and asked if I could take her home.
She said yes and looked really happy until I picked up her cardboard box and walked off with it............

Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:19 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I finally went wheelin' again!

Replies: 10

Views: 1458

Re: I finally went wheelin' again!

Post pics of said hot biarches or it never happened.

Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:17 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Trump : Is he taking the piss out of us?

Replies: 13

Views: 1724

Re: Trump : Is he taking the piss out of us?

Why all the hoo-haa and concern about Trump? Really, who gives a flying furk....

Its not like we've never had a pisshead PM, or a bunch of dickwads running our own madhouse.....

I dont get the global infatuation.
What would trump it (no pun intended) a Kardashian as President FFS?

Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Blonde-Haired Moth With Small Genitals Named After Trump

Replies: 3

Views: 589

Re: Blonde-Haired Moth With Small Genitals Named After Trump

Is this saying there is actually a moth with large genitals?

Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:02 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: 2017.......

Replies: 8

Views: 1138

Re: 2017.......

Bugger.

Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:25 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Pretty crappy year, all up......

Replies: 7

Views: 868

Re: Pretty crappy year, all up......

I'm still offering all the Kardashians, the Jenners, and anybody with anything to do with any of any of the bullshit singing, cooking, home reno, or other reality shit on TV in exchange for the return of at least 3/4 of that list. Every day so many good people pass , yet hardly anyone takes note. Y...

Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:50 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Looking for Matt McInnis

Replies: 1

Views: 367

Re: Looking for Matt McInnis

Ben Shiney should be able to track him down....

Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:49 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Where are they now? Grimbo, Ferog, V840

Replies: 159

Views: 9053

Re: Where are they now? Grimbo, Ferog, V840

Forums are fine if there is active participants that actually do the activity the forum was built around..... Patrol 4x4.com is still going strong Im on a few dirt bike/adventure bike forums that are booming along and very active Outers? FAIK No actiive members wheel (other than myself occasionally)...

Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:44 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was sitting having a quiet beer at the bar last night, when his fat horrible looking woman with BO, rotting teeth and red hair walked up, slapped me on the ass and said: "You're cute, how would you like to give me your phone number ?" I turned to her and said " have you got a pen? &...

Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:38 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: President Trump

Replies: 14

Views: 1373

Re: President Trump

oldmate wrote:That over half of America are racist idiots? Yeah I could believe that ;)


Given around 50% of the US eligible population didn't vote, who else voted for him then?
Intelligent educated non-racists?

Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:06 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: ......and tomorrow it starts.

Replies: 11

Views: 1086

Re: ......and tomorrow it starts.

A mate and his Mrs worked for the production company doing the TV telecasts for several years, they were always up there working for the race each year. Getting the live feeds from the rooftop mounted cameras was a lol, especially in the days leading up to the main race. Bored camera operators would...

Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:33 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Just logged in for the first time in years

Replies: 79

Views: 6642

Re: Just logged in for the first time in years

Meh, seriously thinking of selling the GU, dont really need a wagon, rather be back in a ute.

Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:31 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Son joins the 4x4 owning fraternity.

Replies: 3

Views: 452

Re: Son joins the 4x4 owning fraternity.

toaddog wrote:My 19 yr old got himself a 2005 hilux dual cab yesterday.

Now have to check the oil pickup for carbon etc.

What else is there to look for?


Mudflaps must be no more than 300mm from the ground.
And tell him never to drive his 4wd through Mansfield Vic

Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:52 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2194

Views: 136993

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Was at a bar last night and got talking to this hottie.
"Can I ask your name? " I asked..
" Carmen," she replied. " Because I like cars and men ! Whats yours? "
"Beertits" .

Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:48 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Just logged in for the first time in years

Replies: 79

Views: 6642

Re: Just logged in for the first time in years

Meh. Flex is overrated. Rockjumping is where its at.. :rofl:
This used to flex a bit...

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