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Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:41 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 122915

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

First mate to the pirate captain.... "where's your buccaneers?"
"Under my Buccin' hat "

Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:11 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 122915

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A married bloke laying in bed one evening turns to his wife and says "Hey, how about a bit of oral relief tonight?"

"What?" she snorts... "You expect me to go down on you?"

"No" he replies. "Just shut the fuck up for ten minutes"

Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:33 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 122915

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime she asked him if he would like...

Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:11 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 2487

Re: A bit hot

A few dirt roads around my place, but otherwise off, yeah. Fun

Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:56 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 2487

Re: A bit hot

Climate change.... I aint buying into that malarky one bit. I'm intent on consuming more than my fair share of dead dinosaur juice whilst I'm on this spinning orb. But just for shits and giggles, did get myself a Stealth B52 Ebike recently. Look at me go all green. :finger: http://www.stealthelectri...

Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:28 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: A bit hot

Replies: 25

Views: 2487

Re: A bit hot

Put an extra blanket over the doona in Melbourne here tonight lol

Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:22 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Politics

Replies: 12

Views: 1373

Re: Politics

Looks like Mal has been studying at the Paul Keating school of political belittlement.
Well at least it made things interesting for a while, made me lol.

Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:20 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 122915

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Was in the city recently and went up to this really cute looking homeless girl and asked if I could take her home.
She said yes and looked really happy until I picked up her cardboard box and walked off with it............

Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:19 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I finally went wheelin' again!

Replies: 10

Views: 1180

Re: I finally went wheelin' again!

Post pics of said hot biarches or it never happened.

Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:17 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Trump : Is he taking the piss out of us?

Replies: 13

Views: 1408

Re: Trump : Is he taking the piss out of us?

Why all the hoo-haa and concern about Trump? Really, who gives a flying furk....

Its not like we've never had a pisshead PM, or a bunch of dickwads running our own madhouse.....

I dont get the global infatuation.
What would trump it (no pun intended) a Kardashian as President FFS?

Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Blonde-Haired Moth With Small Genitals Named After Trump

Replies: 3

Views: 496

Re: Blonde-Haired Moth With Small Genitals Named After Trump

Is this saying there is actually a moth with large genitals?

Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:02 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: 2017.......

Replies: 8

Views: 920

Re: 2017.......

Bugger.

Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:25 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Pretty crappy year, all up......

Replies: 7

Views: 723

Re: Pretty crappy year, all up......

I'm still offering all the Kardashians, the Jenners, and anybody with anything to do with any of any of the bullshit singing, cooking, home reno, or other reality shit on TV in exchange for the return of at least 3/4 of that list. Every day so many good people pass , yet hardly anyone takes note. Y...

Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:50 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Looking for Matt McInnis

Replies: 1

Views: 301

Re: Looking for Matt McInnis

Ben Shiney should be able to track him down....

Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:49 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Where are they now? Grimbo, Ferog, V840

Replies: 159

Views: 6907

Re: Where are they now? Grimbo, Ferog, V840

Forums are fine if there is active participants that actually do the activity the forum was built around..... Patrol 4x4.com is still going strong Im on a few dirt bike/adventure bike forums that are booming along and very active Outers? FAIK No actiive members wheel (other than myself occasionally)...

Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:44 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 122915

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was sitting having a quiet beer at the bar last night, when his fat horrible looking woman with BO, rotting teeth and red hair walked up, slapped me on the ass and said: "You're cute, how would you like to give me your phone number ?" I turned to her and said " have you got a pen? &...

Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:38 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: President Trump

Replies: 14

Views: 1064

Re: President Trump

oldmate wrote:That over half of America are racist idiots? Yeah I could believe that ;)


Given around 50% of the US eligible population didn't vote, who else voted for him then?
Intelligent educated non-racists?

Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:06 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: ......and tomorrow it starts.

Replies: 11

Views: 844

Re: ......and tomorrow it starts.

A mate and his Mrs worked for the production company doing the TV telecasts for several years, they were always up there working for the race each year. Getting the live feeds from the rooftop mounted cameras was a lol, especially in the days leading up to the main race. Bored camera operators would...

Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:33 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Just logged in for the first time in years

Replies: 79

Views: 5009

Re: Just logged in for the first time in years

Meh, seriously thinking of selling the GU, dont really need a wagon, rather be back in a ute.

Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:31 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Son joins the 4x4 owning fraternity.

Replies: 3

Views: 374

Re: Son joins the 4x4 owning fraternity.

toaddog wrote:My 19 yr old got himself a 2005 hilux dual cab yesterday.

Now have to check the oil pickup for carbon etc.

What else is there to look for?


Mudflaps must be no more than 300mm from the ground.
And tell him never to drive his 4wd through Mansfield Vic

Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:52 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 122915

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Was at a bar last night and got talking to this hottie.
"Can I ask your name? " I asked..
" Carmen," she replied. " Because I like cars and men ! Whats yours? "
"Beertits" .

Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:48 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Just logged in for the first time in years

Replies: 79

Views: 5009

Re: Just logged in for the first time in years

Meh. Flex is overrated. Rockjumping is where its at.. :rofl:
This used to flex a bit...

Image

Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:53 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: He's not the Messiah...

Replies: 3

Views: 449

Re: He's not the Messiah...

No, Pat Callinan is.

Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:50 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Fourby'd back up!

Replies: 7

Views: 692

Re: Fourby'd back up!

There be a line?
And which comes first ?
(note I didnt say who..... )

Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:46 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Just logged in for the first time in years

Replies: 79

Views: 5009

Re: Just logged in for the first time in years

Probably.......

Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:57 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Fourby'd back up!

Replies: 7

Views: 692

Re: Fourby'd back up!

Outers wheeling trip.... nah, would never happen

Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:16 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Kim Kardashian robbed ...

Replies: 14

Views: 1068

Re: Kim Kardashian robbed ...

She was later arrested after they found 20lbs of crack in her undies :D

Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:54 pm

Forum: Nissan

Topic: Finding my old Patrol

Replies: 1

Views: 1103

Re: Finding my old Patrol

Maybe give us a name/place/date you sold it too... I've wheeled in the last 5 years with probably 5 cars similar to that.... could have been any one of them further modded or painted. One on the weekend even..... but the cab (which was cut quite a few years ago) was only recently put on a GQ wagon c...

Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:42 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: The year 2027 ?

Replies: 60

Views: 2997

Re: The year 2027 ?

Not too far off. ..
Bogged still whinges and hates women

Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:32 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: an inconveniant truth

Replies: 186

Views: 6552

Re: an inconveniant truth

Ahhh, the outers of old.
No mention of 4wding at all lol
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