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RN

Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:51 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 111009

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years! A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?" There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Kim Jong-Un quietly answered, "We will l...

RN

Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:32 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Tom Petty RIP

Replies: 5

Views: 169

Re: Tom Petty RIP

Never enjoyed Dylan's singing type. Angry mumbly lazy style.

RN

Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:01 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Tom Petty RIP

Replies: 5

Views: 169

Tom Petty RIP

That is all.

RN

Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:58 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: NRL final.

Replies: 1

Views: 109

Re: NRL final.

Victorian teams won the AFL and the NRL. Take that .......

RN

Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:04 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Heff's not playing anymore

Replies: 5

Views: 157

Heff's not playing anymore

Heff' is no longer tasting rabbit.

I think every male who was a teenager in the 60s should have a quiet wank in honour of the publications that helped young pimply 13 year olds become men.. whilst in the safety of their bedroom.

It is the least that can be done. :D

RN

Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:56 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Papers papers papers

Replies: 16

Views: 360

Re: Papers papers papers

Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc. Should be a good package. So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver. hauptwachtmeister Von RN Are we allowed to say, "I know nothing!!!" in a German accent if we...

RN

Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:07 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Papers papers papers

Replies: 16

Views: 360

Re: Papers papers papers

Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc. Should be a good package. So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver. hauptwachtmeister Von RN Are we allowed to say, "I know nothing!!!" in a German accent if we...

RN

Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:06 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Papers papers papers

Replies: 16

Views: 360

Re: Papers papers papers

Somehow , patrolling Elsternwick maybe verboten.

RN

Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:55 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Papers papers papers

Replies: 16

Views: 360

Re: Papers papers papers

Apparently in is an Australia wide change over. Beemers with Povo packs and cheaper service costs etc.

Should be a good package.


So do I have to click my heels together when addressing the driver.
hauptwachtmeister Von RN

RN

Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Papers papers papers

Replies: 16

Views: 360

Papers papers papers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iCxyknD0JLM


VicPol getting Beemers. May have to hang around for the experience.

RN

Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:58 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 25

Views: 724

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Knew of a country copper who had a speeding problem through his town. He didn't have a hand held radar so he borrowed his wife's hair dryer. Drivers assumed it was a radar and slowed down.

RN

Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:01 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 25

Views: 724

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

AJ. They aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact they are usually dumb crunts with an inferiority complex. The scientific explanation is that they think their dicks get bigger.

RN

Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:54 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 25

Views: 724

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Rat run streets are a problem.

RN

Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:16 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 25

Views: 724

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Speed humps don't go to court, never go sick, never have week ends a off. 24/7 dedication

RN

Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Theatre room

Replies: 4

Views: 177

Re: Theatre room

Built in YouTube is letting me watch ww2 docos on the big screen. :)

RN

Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:36 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Theatre room

Replies: 4

Views: 177

Theatre room

We have been creating a theatre room of late. 75" tv and we purchased two electric powered 3 seat recliners with the middle seat folding down to act as a centre tray, it has usb points cup holders etc. ... During assembly I noticed that one of the plastic trays had a scratch/ crack and all of t...

RN

Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:24 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street?

Replies: 25

Views: 724

Re: What are people's thoughts on speed humps in your street

Ah. Ralphy roll backs. Speed humps are effective for most but 4wds tend to eat them. There are many in your area AJ and as a lot of bogan Commodore drivers tend to lower their cars the humps are a ball dragging handicap for them. :) I took a call from a person who had been campaigning for years to g...

RN

Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:07 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Houston. We have a problem

Replies: 2

Views: 143

Houston. We have a problem

I visited a friend in Houston this time last year. Bloody hot and sticky weather. Knocked back a few us beers on his front porch. He had 4 feet of water through his house last week. His car was drowned. The water has receded but his house will be Phuket. Poor bugger.

RN

Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:00 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Bye everyone

Replies: 47

Views: 2258

Re: Bye everyone

How about an RSL somewhere? They're good for the telling furphies. :D Wheeling? I still own my Maverick and planned to put it on club permit in 2018. Resurrected. Me. ??? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=999R-KoS3Og Cheers RN. Ps heading totownsville on 22 nd sept for 8 days. Hope the ducks all align

RN

Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:11 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Bye everyone

Replies: 47

Views: 2258

Re: Bye everyone

Hey I've been lurking elsewhere and just learnt that we died but then we are now feeling better. ?????


Drinks.... I'm in. I'm on long service leave prior to hanging up my breeches. :D

RN

Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Adam West has gone west.

Replies: 8

Views: 630

Re: Adam West has gone west.

I recall an episode where the dynamic duo chased the villains to a theatre where they announced to the crooks ". Desist desist or you will be severely pummled about the head and shoulders". :rofl:

So camp.

RN

Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:23 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Replies: 36879

Views: 395618

Re: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Looks like a 2017 Spam auto

RN

Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:00 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Adam West has gone west.

Replies: 8

Views: 630

Adam West has gone west.

Holy camp comedy . Atomic batteries to power , turbines to speed

RN

Sat May 13, 2017 10:43 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 44

Views: 3329

Re: Roll call

Great memories of boganish soirée s at Richmond and St Kilda. :armsup:

RN

Fri May 05, 2017 3:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 22

Views: 1828

Re: I kid you not

We're always taking down someone's particulars...

RN

Thu May 04, 2017 3:31 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 22

Views: 1828

Re: I kid you not

When you say balding, has 'it' got long thinning blonde hair that looks really scraggly? Sure i've seen him/her/it around Sommy. (wonder if it gets any action) lol Probably more honest than 99% of the estate agents out there though....... Darkish hair , wavy...he is probably earning an honest livin...

RN

Wed May 03, 2017 6:04 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 22

Views: 1828

I kid you not

Now I have seen life in its various guises over the last 40 years due to the opportunity that my job has provided me. So as I approach retirement I was still taken aback by what happened to me whilst on a day off near my home. I was driving in my street this afternoon and just about home when I saw ...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 111009

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was having sex with a girl last night. We did it doggy style and it lasted one hour and thirty minutes...
That's four and a half minutes in human time

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2186

Views: 111009

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

After insulting her food once too often.

The Wife's not Cooking for me tonight.............

*

Well, it's either that or the Smoke Alarm's fucked
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