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RN

Sat May 13, 2017 10:43 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 41

Views: 888

Re: Roll call

Great memories of boganish soirée s at Richmond and St Kilda. :armsup:

RN

Fri May 05, 2017 3:14 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 20

Views: 341

Re: I kid you not

We're always taking down someone's particulars...

RN

Thu May 04, 2017 3:31 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 20

Views: 341

Re: I kid you not

When you say balding, has 'it' got long thinning blonde hair that looks really scraggly? Sure i've seen him/her/it around Sommy. (wonder if it gets any action) lol Probably more honest than 99% of the estate agents out there though....... Darkish hair , wavy...he is probably earning an honest livin...

RN

Wed May 03, 2017 6:04 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I kid you not

Replies: 20

Views: 341

I kid you not

Now I have seen life in its various guises over the last 40 years due to the opportunity that my job has provided me. So as I approach retirement I was still taken aback by what happened to me whilst on a day off near my home. I was driving in my street this afternoon and just about home when I saw ...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was having sex with a girl last night. We did it doggy style and it lasted one hour and thirty minutes...
That's four and a half minutes in human time

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

After insulting her food once too often.

The Wife's not Cooking for me tonight.............

*

Well, it's either that or the Smoke Alarm's fucked

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:01 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said, "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure." I said, "I haven't got an erection." She said "No, but I have

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 8:00 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

The missus and I have both made those lists of 5 people that we're allowed to sleep with if we ever get the opportunity. She's picked Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Jeremy Renner, Kiefer Sutherland and Paul Hollywood. I've gone for her sister, her cousin, her best mate, our next door neighbour and the f...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 7:59 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"

The Indian answered, . It means.......fuckin......

NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 7:58 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don't get offers like that every day...

RN

Tue May 02, 2017 7:57 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young, female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out. I said, "My wife thinks that my...

RN

Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:09 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

RN

Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:29 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the midst of the French Revolution the revolting citizens led a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says he would like to face up so he will be looking towards h...

RN

Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:57 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Fresh meat

Replies: 1

Views: 115

Fresh meat

Franky would be salivating over this one....http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/0 ... ent-jailed

RN

Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:50 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 41

Views: 888

Re: Roll call

We're going to end up like old soldiers....." Old keyboard warriors never die they just ffffffff ade......away"




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_trGuK2zLU

RN

Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:48 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Goatse.AJ wrote:A woman comes home to find her hubby shagging a female midget.

She screamed, "You told me you wouldn't cheat again".

The husband replies, "For fuck sake can't you see I'm trying to cut down"....


Short Shagged Redemption

RN

Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:52 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Thank Christ the Germans lost WW2 or we'd be listening to this crap...it just aint the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotatio ... yQ295GRZss

RN

Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:14 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

wo ladies were discussing their love lives...

Lady 1: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."

Lady 2: "Why? I thought Joe got a vasectomy."

Lady 1: "He did...that's why I have to be extra careful."

RN

Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:16 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed ...

RN

Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:18 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Roll call

Replies: 41

Views: 888

Re: Roll call

RN

Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:28 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He'...

RN

Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:51 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Aircraft faults list prepared by pilots and crew...and the response from maintenance.... P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in coc...

RN

Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:42 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Debbie does...

Replies: 10

Views: 280

Re: Debbie does...

Rang a friend in Townsville this afternoon and was advised that it is so calm, no rain just overcast..."The calm before..."

RN

Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:34 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

Replies: 2168

Views: 96369

Re: JOKES THAT MAKE YOU GROAN....

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet,...

RN

Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:22 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: She'd go off..

Replies: 9

Views: 265

She'd go off..

RN

Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:42 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Chuck Berry RIP

Replies: 2

Views: 105

Re: Chuck Berry RIP

Goatse.AJ wrote:Funny, I thought he actually died some time ago.

One of the pioneers of modern music gone.


I suppose from now on he can be know as Chuck Bury?


You were thinking of his cousin Marvin,....Marvin Berry :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q&t=136s
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