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Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:22 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Knowledge I have gained from my wife today.

Replies: 3

Views: 106

Re: Knowledge I have gained from my wife today.

Knowledge I gained from my grandfather before he died:

Don't trust a fart.
Don't waste an erection.
Don't take laxatives and sleeping tablets at the same time.

Wise words.

Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:08 am

Forum: General Tech

Topic: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

Replies: 2

Views: 175

Re: The best SMS Gateway for a Business.

Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't! Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mes...

Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:03 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: State Boards

Replies: 5

Views: 172

Re: State Boards

Do you want to buy a full stop? I would settle for a comma. Brisbane only 100km from NSW, Melbourne a few hours from NSW, ACT in NSW. Population of NT half the size of the Gold Coast. Having separate sections for these states pretty much pointless WA would be beter served with their own site or fac...

Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:40 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Oh Friggin Ho

Replies: 16

Views: 1093

Re: Oh Friggin Ho

Marketers - "What has Cristmas got to do with religion anyway?"

Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:37 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: 3D printing

Replies: 11

Views: 315

Re: 3D printing

Another part you could make a motza out of is a small plastic attachment cover for the landing gear on a Phantom 4 drone. Not well designed and they pop out in anything but the most gentle landing from the gear flexing. All of about 10mm x 6mm x 3mm plug, compound curves, etc, and a left hand/right ...

Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:09 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Attn Bogged and ToNkA

Replies: 10

Views: 363

Re: Attn Bogged and ToNkA

There's always one in a crowd.... :finger:

Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:38 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Poetic justice?

Replies: 1

Views: 91

Poetic justice?

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/nation ... 4yxsb.html

Makes charging $5 for a photocopy seem like small fry...

Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:51 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Replies: 36888

Views: 430716

Re: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Is it that time already. He'll be 150 by this time next week... Happy birthday Tonka :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :x-mas: ( oh shit, what's that got to do with his birthday?) "Never worry about having more birthdays, worry about NOT having them anymore" "You get to 40, ...

Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:37 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Swiss army knife

Replies: 0

Views: 119

Swiss army knife

Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:08 pm

Forum: Mitsubishi

Topic: 2003 Pajero 3.2 DID swb A/T diff identification

Replies: 3

Views: 477

Re: 2003 Pajero 3.2 DID swb A/T diff identification

I need some assistance please, my Pajero rear diff has the following info marked on it 1. 3 F 19 2. E 34 D 3. 10 4 What do these numbers represent please? Thank you WillemSA What are you needing to know? Rear diff is the Mitsubishi 9.5" and the front is an 8". IIRC 3.69 or 3.9 ratio. Have...

Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:40 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Replies: 36888

Views: 430716

Re: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/technology/a-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat-20171122-gzqrgr.html Only in 'merca'.... Questionable if he will prove his hypothesis, but I suspect that one of Newton's laws may deny him the ability to report on his fin...

Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:15 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Replies: 36888

Views: 430716

Re: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/technology/a-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat-20171122-gzqrgr.html Only in 'merca'.... Questionable if he will prove his hypothesis, but I suspect that one of Newton's laws may deny him the ability to report on his fin...

Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:16 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

Replies: 36888

Views: 430716

Re: "The Totaly Off Topic Thread"

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/technology/a-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat-20171122-gzqrgr.html Only in 'merca'.... Questionable if he will prove his hypothesis, but I suspect that one of Newton's laws may deny him the ability to report on his find...

Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:25 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Cool Running II?

Replies: 0

Views: 94

Cool Running II?

Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:13 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Time for a geoblock

Replies: 5

Views: 273

Re: Time for a geoblock

ToNkA wrote:
DamTriton wrote:
ToNkA wrote: :D Image

Spammers on this thread to.... :bad-words: :finger: :D


'too'

:finger:

Pardon my proper good Engrish..... just trying toske others geel at home

Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:15 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Time for a geoblock

Replies: 5

Views: 273

Re: Time for a geoblock

ToNkA wrote: :D Image

Spammers on this thread to.... :bad-words: :finger: :D

Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:42 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Time for a geoblock

Replies: 5

Views: 273

Time for a geoblock

Lots of spammers lately adding nothing to discussions. Consider restricting the site access to a few of the notorious destinations (India/Russia/etc) and banning hyperlinks for first 25 posts?

Migrate to the "dark web"?

Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:56 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I knew if I waited long enough

Replies: 7

Views: 285

Re: I knew if I waited long enough

Should've nabbed 'em for pirating the muzak ;) Franga actually has a pretty awesome Arts scene, including the Arts Centre, and the Sculture Gallery :armsup: Not to mention the 'french curves' in black rubber all across most of the roads, accompanied by the plumes of multi coured smoke billowing fro...

Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:52 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: I knew if I waited long enough

Replies: 7

Views: 285

Re: I knew if I waited long enough

Should've nabbed 'em for pirating the muzak ;) Franga actually has a pretty awesome Arts scene, including the Arts Centre, and the Sculture Gallery :armsup: Not to mention the 'french curves' in black rubber all across most of the roads, accompanied by the plumes of multi coured smoke billowing fro...

Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:11 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: That time of year...

Replies: 9

Views: 417

Re: That time of year...

'Over the hill, and halfway up the next...'

Mon Oct 30, 2017 1:41 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: That time of year...

Replies: 9

Views: 417

Re: That time of year...

Yeah, you get to a point where you are less concerned about having birthdays than you are about not having them...

Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:50 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: It's long and BLACK!

Replies: 40

Views: 2747

Re: It's long and BLACK!

That's one scary lizard. Forget scary lizards, it's the drop bears you have to worry about in Australia. They are the cute and cuddly koala bears rather nasty cousin. And forget the Tennessee Fainting Goats, we have the Ettamogah Raping Goats! :shock: That piercing goat scream you hear on YouTube v...

Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:59 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: That time of year...

Replies: 9

Views: 417

That time of year...

Well, I used to be young and stupid, now I am not so young....

Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:16 am

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: It's long and BLACK!

Replies: 40

Views: 2747

Re: It's long and BLACK!

wavepiercer wrote:That's one scary lizard.

Forget scary lizards, it's the drop bears you have to worry about in Australia. They are the cute and cuddly koala bears rather nasty cousin.

Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:17 pm

Forum: Jeep

Topic: operators manual Jeep Grand Cherokee

Replies: 3

Views: 6049

Re: operators manual Jeep Grand Cherokee

wavepiercer wrote:They have those on eBay.

Plenty of spammers too.

Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:54 pm

Forum: Expedition Vehicles

Topic: Malaysian Police Volvo C304 (4x4) Restore

Replies: 185

Views: 55777

Re: Malaysian Police Volvo C304 (4x4) Restore

8 October 2017 By Sunday lunchtime they are the kneepads both completed. WAshed and left to dry more. http://www.geckoadventure.net/Volvo/20171008_123632.jpg The free labour turns up and gets the left side panel to correct the mounting point and bolt up. http://www.geckoadventure.net/Volvo/20171008...

Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:58 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: Tom Petty RIP

Replies: 5

Views: 413

Re: Tom Petty RIP

Never enjoyed Dylan's singing type. Angry mumbly lazy style. When he's on, he's ON. I occasionally like to have a listen to him, but other times....... You know he won a Nobel Prize for literature. Love him or hate him, he has been hugely influential in so many ways. Anyways, back on topic, Tom Pet...

Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:08 pm

Forum: General Chit-Chat

Topic: NRL final.

Replies: 1

Views: 223

NRL final.

Who cares who won?

No NSW side in the final means there were no losers.

As a born and bred Victorian for 30 yrs, and a Queenslander for the last 26 years, all I can say that in any sports is that I don't care who wins, as long as NSW loses.

NSW did, and tonight we had two winners.
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